October 2010
1 post
shhhh!
July 2009
3 posts
May 2009
6 posts
going to the track today to bet all my money
trying to make money for costa rica so…naturally i decided the quickest and most reckless thing to do is to go bet on ponies at hastings race track. pretty much the preakness of all time.
April 2009
15 posts
LOVE BAMBOO AND I HIT THE ROAD!
two weeks ago i got fired!
after tweeting about hating my job for months, they FINALLY pulled the trigger and gave me the boot.
i nodded as my kelly catrone-esque boss told me all the ways i’d fucked it up, wished them luck probably more gracefully than i have ever acted in my life, grabbed my love bamboo and hit the road to down tequila shots at cactus on burrard.
funny that just as...
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Dating Tips
Occasionally I allow various men to take me out for expensive dinners. I believe this ritual is called ‘dating’. After having gone on 3 of these so called ‘dates’ I realized that it was starting to look a lot like that ‘how to lose matthew mc -no idea how to spell his last name- in 10 days’ movie. Synopsis below.
#1) Great first date, followed by kiss on cheek...
Please organize this stuff!
I came back from lunch yesterday to find my office turned upside down. Files were everywhere, folders dumped on the floor, and my recycling dumped out.
2 notes from my boss: one saying she had to look for a document I hadn’t filed in a timely manner, the other saying to ‘please organize this stuff’
Boss 2 (slightly less insane, but slightly more scary) yells from across the...
Dear God, we fucking get it!
It’s April 1st, the first day of what I refer to as ‘my birthday month’. and it’s snowing. SNOW-ING! wtf.
2 points today:
a) contemplating dating for the sake of free rib-eyes…not sure if this is acceptable or not
b) would i then have to call them ‘frib-eyes’ pronounced ‘freebies’ ? or is that a stretch.
so many things to think about.
October 2008
1 post
The Young and the Unemployed
Well that’s not true. I am employed - or rather, I work, albeit for free. No the idea of ‘the unpaid internship’ is not so exploitative and humiliating that it has been antiquated into non-existence. No, real workplaces still actually employ tactics that involve a sub-form of hazing, barely grazing standards of human decency under the pseudonym of ‘intern’. It’s only natural that these...
August 2008
1 post
