LOVE BAMBOO AND I HIT THE ROAD!
two weeks ago i got fired!
after tweeting about hating my job for months, they FINALLY pulled the trigger and gave me the boot.
i nodded as my kelly catrone-esque boss told me all the ways i’d fucked it up, wished them luck probably more gracefully than i have ever acted in my life, grabbed my love bamboo and hit the road to down tequila shots at cactus on burrard.
funny that just as baseball season and the sunny days are starting to show up, i always seem to be miraculously unemployed. the life of leisure is the best. today ema and i went for lunch with some male model/actors/countries-visited-droppers and shopped for mens striped sweaters. basically the best day ever! now all i need is the money!
